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MAKING SOMETHING OUT OF NOTHING

On Istanbul’s Golden Horn, balık ekmek or ‘fish bread’ has been sold since the 1800s. A piece of grilled whitefish (typically mackerel) is served in white bread, with white onion, parsley, pul biber, salt and lemon juice, which, more recently, has often stood in squeezy bottles on low, plastic tables, beside grand, decorated boats…

On Istanbul’s Golden Horn, balık ekmek or ‘fish bread’ has been sold since the 1800s. A piece of grilled whitefish (typically mackerel) is served in white bread, with white onion, parsley, pul biber, salt and lemon juice, which, more recently, has often stood in squeezy bottles on low, plastic tables, beside grand, decorated boats.

Initially, the sandwiches were a way for fishermen to make use of an abundant catch, setting up grills on deck and selling the balık ekmek to passers-by. As the city grew in population and scale, trades were industrialised, and the demand for food increased; the fish population, and the health of the water, diminished. Over the course of the twentieth century, an excess of fish was plundered by large-scale fisheries, and the fishermen who’d been offering balık ekmek fought the pressures of poor hauls and an increase in bureaucratic regulations, which resulted in limited access and high location rents. In 2007, independent fishing boats were replaced by a trio of permanent, licensed moorings at Eminönü, an area whose waterfront mostly serves tourists as they pass over Galata Bridge towards Topkapı Palace, the Blue Mosque and Hagia Sophia. While balık ekmek remained popular with locals, the fresh, low-cost lunch was now harder to find outside of Eminönü; with the exception of the intrepid set-ups of Karaköy street traders. Selling mackerel in lavash, they build tables out of stacked styrofoam boxes and tape, ready to dismantle, reassemble, or start from scratch, whether their stands are removed by officials, or they find a better spot.

The ‘Ottoman-style’ fishing boats were elaborately decorated, trimmed in gold, with proud monuments in the form of exaggerated, almost demonic sandwiches at their helm – fitting more closely with the ‘Disneyland-Arabesque’ tradition than anything faintly historical. Now providing as much a performance as a service, the balık ekmek boats contained fish that was equally removed from the origins of the tradition. Having first been caught by independent fishermen, before they were overtaken by Aegean fish farms, the whitefish was now imported on ice from Scandinavia, and bought in bulk from the wholesale market. In their grand position at Eminönü, vendors were under pressure to keep up with high demand, while maintaining low prices; even as local fish stocks plummeted and wholesale prices skyrocketed.

The three boats were formalised as the Balık Ekmek Turizm Kooperatifi (Fish Bread Tourism Cooperative), but in 2019 were told that their leases would not be renewed, meaning they would have to vacate by 1 November. The Cooperative made a legal challenge, arguing that balık ekmek was not only part of the historical fabric of Istanbul (in both its traditional and neo-Ottoman form), but had provided jobs for, and fed, generations of people. As it stands, the boats remain. As do the street traders selling midye dolma (mussels stuffed with rice), lokma (deep fried dough balls soaked in honey), tursu (sour pickles) and simit (circular bread, dipped in molasses and sesame seeds) from trays, carts and the backs of mopeds; as well as the fishermen who still line the bridge.

The Karaköy Bridge (commonly known as the Galata Bridge) spans the Golden Horn, connecting Fatih (which contains the ancient city of Byzantium, or Nova Roma, Megalopolis, Constantinople, Kostantiniyye, or Istanbul) with Karaköy (formerly Galata) – a link significant both in terms of literal bridging and that which is felt. It encourages the flow of people, connecting international trade ships and industry with traditional marketplaces, solidifying ties between districts, and opening up access to the city. It’s one of two pedestrian bridges that cross the estuary, along with a metro bridge and highway bridge, and its most recent iteration was completed in 1994.

A bridge was first built over the Golden Horn during the reign of Justinian the Great in the sixth century; in 1453, when the Ottomans captured the Byzantine Empire, a mobile bridge was assembled by placing ships side by side across the water; in 1502, Sultan Bayezid II commissioned plans from Leonardo, before inviting ideas from Michelangelo, and dismissing both; in 1836, Mahmud II had one built further up the waterway; in 1845, Valide Sultan, the mother of Sultan Abdülmecid, led the construction of the first bridge at the mouth of the estuary, which was replaced in 1863, again in 1875, and moved upstream in 1912; it was then replaced by a floating bridge, which stood until 1992, when it was badly damaged in a fire.

It is as significant a place to pause as it is to cross: beside the fishermen, people have gathered on the bridge in protest, have sat discussing opposing views over glasses of raki in restaurants on the lower level, played cards and tavla, bought lottery tickets, watched the sky turn bubblegum pink and dolphins leap from the water. It has been the subject of paintings, songs and stories, claimed to bring love or luck, and according to family lore, it’s where my Dede stood as a child selling matches.

Yasef Pepo Muraben would later own a hat factory, Pepo Şapka, where he made and repaired fedoras, on Yüksek Kaldırım (steep hill), Galata, a short walk from the bridge. The hill leads up to the Galata Tower, which was built in 1348 by the Genoese, and connects the upper areas of Pera (or Beyoğlu) with Galata (or Karaköy), which faces on to the Bosphorus.

Beyoğlu, on the European side of Istanbul, was first inhabited in the seventh century BC, during the Byzantine era. Shaped by its many populations (Byzantine, Greek, Genoese, Venetian, Ottoman), by the nineteenth century, its architecture, the markets, side streets, arcades and galleria, Armenian Catholic, Roman Catholic and Greek Orthodox churches, grand historic mosques and Sephardic synagogues, formed a spatial marker of the many histories it had already encountered. The Grande Rue de Péra, now İstiklâl Caddesi, became home to various embassies and international schools, and was one of the first parts of Constantinople to have telephone lines, electricity, trams, municipal government and the funicular railway, Tünel. The avenue was lined with theatres, cinemas, patisserie and cafés selling chocolate mousse and profiteroles, Turkish coffee and muhallebi — a pudding popular during the Ottoman Empire, which is made with shredded chicken and thickened with rice flour, sprinkled in sugar and rose water. It is the namesake for muhallebici, pudding shops that continue to serve milk puddings with burnt tops, or sprinkled with cinnamon, stirred with mastic, almonds, pistachios, walnuts, or layered with paper-thin wafer.

Muhallebi are among many multi-specific descriptors for communal eating environments, in part because there was no Turkish word for restaurant. While it is fairly common to see adopted, phonetically spelt terms like ‘büfe’ or ‘restoran’, when the first lokanta (‘guest house’, or ‘inn’) opened in the nineteenth century – serving the people working in offices and embassies around Fatih and Beyoğlu – it provided a new opportunity for workers to congregate at tables to eat together. Esnaf lokantası (‘tradesman’s restaurant’) and ocakbaşı (‘fireside’, or ‘stand by the grill’) rose out of Ottoman eating culture; meyhane (‘house of wine’), which had been introduced during the Byzantine Empire, grew in popularity during the Ottoman period. Run by the city’s non-Muslim population in Galata, who could ignore the sultan’s rules on alcohol, they served meze, fish, wine and later raki to jubilant crowds in a ‘white-tablecloth-formal’ setting.

In the nineteenth century, meyhane opened on the Asian side of the city, in Üsküdar and Kadıköy – known in classical antiquity as Chrysopolis and Chalcedon. At the mouth of the Bosphorus where it joins the Sea of Marmara, and directly across from the old city, Üsküdar and Kadıköy hold harbours that, from the Byzantine period on, made them the starting point for all trade routes to Asia. Now, people cross the Bosphorus on ferries and taxi boats, criss-crossing with the freight liners that plough through the water, wooden fishing boats narrowly dodging their hulls.

Kadıköy is home to Hacı Bekir, the oldest recorded maker of Turkish delight; Baylan, a chocolate-maker and patisserie that serves candied chestnuts and kaymak (like clotted cream, but somehow more savoury, with a heavy top) and biscuits layered with jam, among wooden-clad and pastel panelled walls; Çiya, a restaurant once known to move people to tears with Anatolian home-style food that vividly tapped collective and personal food memories; and the place that may or may not have invented İskender kebap (thinly cut grilled lamb with tomato sauce served on pita, topped with melted sheep butter stirred with chilli and yogurt).

The area surrounding the ferry terminal also plays host to some of the city’s ‘dolphones’, scale replicas of dolphins with public telephones protruding from their rounded bellies. The dolphones are a relatively new phenomenon in Istanbul, but the city’s history with animal populations is long: it has been inhabited by huge numbers of stray cats and dogs for centuries, and developed foundations and methodologies for protecting wildlife since the Ottoman period. Although there is a long and lasting legacy of feeding, sheltering and healing animals, there have (and continue to be) cases of cruelty. In the early 1900s, Ottoman sultans banished the dogs to far-flung forests, and attempted to deport them to barren islands on the Marmara. However, archives hold records of organisations established to help street cats, dogs and wolves find food, treat injured horses and storks with broken wings, and build birdhouses, which were often affixed high on the walls of mosques, palaces and fountains. Kuş Köşkü (bird pavilions), güvercinlik (dovecots), and serçe saray (sparrow palaces) provided shelter, drinking water and food for the birds, and were thought to grant luck to the people who built them. They often mimic the design of their host structure, designed according to the principles of Ottoman architecture in miniature: multi-tier, elaborate pavilions with minarets, domes, towers and grand balconies, like wedding cakes cast in stone.

Practices of care and communion with the city’s animal populations remain a common and integral feature of Istanbul. This focus on care is grounded in a belief in the importance of treating animals well, since we can’t ask them for their forgiveness. Cat houses are commonplace in parks and on side-streets, built by municipalities, charities and local citizens. Wooden structures with gables, adapted cupboards with cut-out round or domed entrances, cardboard and wooden boxes are set up in parks and scattered along streets, with people gathering to feed the cats, stroke and play music to them. Stray dogs are more likely to be found sleeping on grass or pavements, and outside restaurants, often wearing collars to signify that they belong to the area. While the cats tend not to grow beyond their kittenish form, small and fragile in appearance, wily and agile in reality, the dogs take on cartoonish shapes, with breeds crossing chaotically, as if drawn by a child. The animals are rarely adopted, neither domesticated nor entirely stray, living alongside people, intertwined but independent.

Seagull- and eagle-shaped booths accompany the dolphones dotted along the city’s European and Asian waterfronts, some of which replace the haphazard telephones that had been strung to trees, their wires dipping between the elongated trunks like garlands. These improvised design approaches, a sort-of bricolage, are commonplace in Istanbul, and can be defined as halletmek, meaning to ‘sort out’, ‘bodge’, ‘tinker’ or ‘adjust’. Rather than waiting for top-down solutions — engaging in a cycle of constant consumerism, or relying on costly fixes — street traders, shopkeepers and restaurant owners, whole communities and individuals, find ways to circumvent rules, processes and conventions with artful ingenuity.

Empty styrofoam, plaited plastic and cardboard boxes are stacked up to become serving tables; giant plastic bottles are sliced through to become tunnels to hold offerings of cat food; trays are made into bowls by setting rolls of acrylic sheeting around their edge, held within their frame using the material tension of individually packaged hand wipes stuffed between metal and plastic. Outgrown pushchairs are set up as mobile market stands by replacing the seat with a flat tray and boxes of hazelnuts, pistachios and sunflower seeds; stools are fixed with string, tape and tree branches, or their seats balanced artfully on bollards.

The will to sort out or adjust is balanced with a sense of ceremony that feels equally integral to Istanbul. It is found in the architectural grandeur that trickles down from the historic city, to the balik ekmek boats; from the grand cafés that serve people who promenade on the avenues, to the fishing boats set up to sell tea to passersby on the waterfront promenade; from the elaborate bird palaces to improvised cat houses. It is found in the ritual offering of limon kolonyası (an anti-bacterial cologne originally scented with rose water, which has been mixed with bergamot, orange, rosemary and, most often, lemon since the sixteenth century), which is poured into your cupped hands or provided via white and gold packaged wipes, in restaurants, on buses, or when you arrive at gatherings at someone’s home. These seemingly opposing forces cross over in their grounding in an awareness of collectivity, in their generosity. Sharing knowledge and space, making rituals out of practicalities, or ‘something out of nothing’, is a way of acknowledging our interconnectedness — with people, with other species, with our environments, and the things with which we interact — and engaging productively with our histories, the present moment and potential futures, understanding how one impacts the other.

Tank

SLEEPING WITH THE ENEMY

In the final episode of season three of Selling Sunset, realtor and “gothic Barbie” Christine Quinn shows Karamo Brown from Queer Eye around a Richard Neutra house in Los Angeles. Selling Sunset is a reality television show that follows lives of the agents…

In the final episode of season three of Selling Sunset, realtor and “gothic Barbie” Christine Quinn shows Karamo Brown from Queer Eye around a Richard Neutra house in Los Angeles. Selling Sunset is a reality television show that follows lives of the agents of real estate firm the Oppenheim group, based in an office on Sunset Boulevard, Los Angeles. The Neutra home was built in 1949 and according to Quinn, “it has a great Mid-century vibe”, situated within a shaded plot, its wooden beams and floor-to-ceiling windows face onto a kidney-shaped swimming pool. Selling Sunset is high gloss and high drama, with disorientating pacing, bright lights and nondescript ‘luxury’ interior styling making it into every listing. The aesthetic — maybe everything about it — is jarring, but something about the total lack of care for the safely historical Mid-Century Modern feels refreshing.

Although the aesthetic coding is different, the focus on developing a narrative, a context that people can attach to — a lifestyle — is consistent with the approach of Britain’s housing industry, and the desire of property developers and estate agents to masquerade as something both innocuous and meaningful. One of the tactics utilised by Selling Sunset’s producer Adam Divello is to use a still camera, rather than the roving, Gonzo-style filming or surveillance cameras of early reality television. This falsely and tactically situates Selling Sunset in the realm of cinema, as it did with Divello’s earlier shows Laguna Beach and The Hills, framing each scene like a museum diorama, slightly removed from the mess of lived reality.

Lifestyle estate agents such as The Modern House and its sister agency, Inigo, Aucoot and Brickworks, play similar ‘tricks of the light’ — both literally, and metaphorically — adjusting the brightness and contrast on their pictures according to the target market, making something appear as it is not. Generally, estate agents use warmer and muted tones for those who ‘have’ cultural capital, and brighter and colder for those with (or projecting) cash capital. They seem to be as focused on catching and holding our attention, as they are on booking viewings or hosting open houses (with ‘burgers and botox’ if you’re Christine Quinn, and probably with artisan croissants and CBD-infused drinks if you’re in Hackney). They want to sell a story — of the house, of the brand, of your life — as much as they want to sell bricks and mortar.

The impetus to “get on the property ladder” has been shoved down the proverbial throat of people in the United Kingdom for years, mostly since the mid-1970s when Margaret Thatcher became leader of the Conservative Party and declared her belief in a ‘property-owning democracy’. As Prime Minister, Thatcher eroded what she considered to be the “nanny state”, with the Right to Buy policy encouraging council tenants to buy their homes at reduced prices, and Thatcher’s larger policy, the Housing Act, making it so that councils could no longer build council housing. The job now sat within the housing market, with property developers buying land and building a percentage of so-called affordable housing in luxury developments. This lead to an immediate, and continuing, lack of actual affordable (or available) housing, a fact exacerbated by the ‘bedroom tax’ introduced by David Cameron at part of the Welfare Reform Act in 2012, which meant that people deemed to be “under occupying” their housing would have to pay a tax and ultimately move (but where to) — a policy deemed to be discriminatory and incompatible with the European Convention on Human Rights, but still enacted.

As the pressure to own a house has increased, it has become more and more difficult to not only “get on the property ladder”, but to live anywhere securely, as the possibility of living in a council owned or privately rented property long-term has declined. And as the potential for a house to become a home has diminished, it’s somehow become increasingly important for where to live to project not only how ‘successful’ we are, but how interesting we are, too. We’re not just making aesthetic choices, we’re making meaningful choices; establishing a narrative that simulates a home.

The pressure for the interior and exterior of your home to project an abstract vibe of success (à la Hyacinth Bucket’s Keeping Up Appearances) has been in the ether for a while, however you’ve come to live there. What those codes are might depend on the specifics of what your neighbours are up to, but it’s increasingly likely that they will be a reflection of somehow both broader and more specific trends — ‘variously local’ lifestyle fads that proliferate globally online, into the homes of particular types of people who draw their reference from particular types of places, establishing a mirage of culture and taste, served up by the algorithm, via Zara Home and AliExpress.

In the thirty years prior to Thatcher’s premiership, the government had built close to half of all homes in Britain, and in her focus on home as property — something you own — rather than where you live, a basic human right became a competition. Between the 1960s and early 2000s, the number of people in England who lived in a home they owned rose from around 40% to just under 70%. A particular balance of housing stock, shifting rates of interest and inflation, and precarious money lending policies, created a climate that encouraged people to buy. You could get 130% loan-to-value mortgages with low interest rates, and if you were lucky and held onto the house, the rate of inflation could mean that a house bought in the 1980s for £30,000 is now worth over £1,000,000. But since 2008, and the global financial crisis triggered by excessive speculation and lack of regulation in the housing market and its surrounding financial institutions, what was known as the “housing bubble” has burst, and the “property ladder” collapsed. The principle, if we can call it that, relies on people moving house often, buying increasingly expensive houses, with bigger and bigger loans that they can take out against their ever increasing salaries. Rather than seeking to keep moving, literally, but also in the sense that Thatcher and John Major, and Tony Blair’s New Labour encouraged through rhetoric that “things can only get better”, for most people, the focus is more on being able to stay put.

Against this backdrop, agents’ photographs and property descriptions are uncannily optimistic: editing the sky to make it Mediterranean blue, stretching rooms out with a Fisheye lens, and describing a cupboard as a bedroom. Or showing people around a flat with a kitchen entirely made of paper and describing it as “a new Japanese trendy thing”, which plays out in a scene from the first episode of The Armando Ianucci Show in 2001, but it could easily be a scene from life.

Perhaps even more insidious, in terms of false optimism and manipulation, is the presentation of house-hunting or house-window-shopping as culture, as entertainment. Something that offers value, rather than something that gobbles up huge amounts of money, and lulls people into an addictive para-social relationship with estate agents that feeds off of their desires. It’s clear that estate agents want people to buy into a sort-of simulation of house-hunting (not even home ownership), turning house listings into content, ‘editorialised’ (through interviews, or contextual research on the history of the house of flat), and served up as something to consume and be consumed by.

Whether it’s via Instagram, or through digital and print publishing, estate agents, property developers and ‘place-making’ agencies manufacture content that supports their perspective and financial plans, and present it as a newspaper, a magazine, or a beautifully ‘curated’ social media profile. They establish a false sense of security — of not ‘consuming’ at all — and swipe the rug out from underneath you when you realise that you are reading, or walking in, or scrolling through a manufactured, marketed version of reality. In 2010, I lived across the road from a branch of Foxtons and it took me a few months to realise it wasn’t a cafe. Now, an estate agent could pull off being a whole ‘lifestyle brand’ — whatever this means — a cafe, a shop, a publishing house, getting us addicted to the idea of property ownership, caught in a loop of supply and demand, but just of the simulation version of things.

There’s always been a relationship between publishing and the market, whether it’s interiors magazines suggesting the tap, or wallpaper or chair to buy, or showing the reader what their kitchen should look like. But they also show the many different ways that people live, homes that aren’t aspirational in terms of things you could have or should want, but aspirational in terms of fulfilling what those people want and need from their surroundings.

House & Garden was first published in America in 1901, and in 1947 in the UK, with the very similarly titled Homes & Gardens first published in the UK in 1919; The World of Interiors, Country Living and Elle Decoration had their first issue released in the UK in the 1980s, and Living Etc in the 1990s. Each magazine fulfilled different remits within the world of shelter magazines, from DIY tips and recipes, to product features, interviews, and more artful representations of how people live. They appeal to our curiosity about how people live, they present archetypes and alternatives, traditions and innovations. I edit an interiors magazine, Ton, and it is a privilege to be trusted with someone’s home — writing about the lives lived within those walls, standing in a stranger’s bathroom talking about the pictures above the loo. It’s a strange and intimate experience, and at their best, the stories communicate the many different ways that people can make a house a home. Whether it’s to do with how they’ve come to live there — through squatting, guardianship, renting, social housing, subletting, buying, or inheriting a place — the choices they make, and how it reflects the needs and desires of the people who live in a home and their community, what makes the interior of a home interesting is rarely the aesthetic, it’s how it expresses the character and experiences of those who live there.

But it is often the case, due to financial pressures and by design, that magazines function to project aspirations and encourage people to buy, or at least tell the reader that what they have isn’t enough. The founding of many of the interiors magazines that still hit newsstands crosses over with the same developments in politics and culture that lead to the development and popularisation of home-as-identity television, which made a voyeuristic spectacle of people making bad decisions about housing, with several programmes in British television becoming renowned in generating this melodramatic genre. The commissioning and enjoyment of these shows was a consequence of the economic recovery in the 1990s, Blair’s Thatcher-hangover policy of largely letting the market decide when it came to broadcasting — desiring cheap-n-cheerful television that was both easy to run and non-critical —and the resulting rise of reality TV, with its heady mix of escapism and schadenfreude.

Through the Keyhole – a celebrity panel show hosted by David Frost and Lloyd Grossman where people tried to guess “who lives in a house like this”– first aired in 1989, and was one of the first examples of ‘housing as entertainment’. It wasn’t until the mid-1990s that Changing Rooms, and Linda Barker’s Changing Rooms Teapot Disaster (you can imagine, or watch on YouTube), was commissioned. Changing Rooms was swiftly followed by the first house buying television show, the short-lived Hot Property, in 1997. Kevin McCloud’s Grand Designs first aired in 1999, the description for episode one set the tone for what was to come: “A couple in Newhaven face a race against time as they build their dream home on a windswept cliff-top site in time for the birth of their baby”. In 2000, A Place in the Sun and Location, Location, Location first broadcast, followed by Property Ladder in 2001 and Escape to the Country in 2002.

In Location, Location, Location, two pre-Righmove ‘property searchers’, Kirsty Allsopp and Phil Spencer search for properties. The show narrates the changing housing market according to the deposits, requirements, and choices of predominately middle-class nuclear families making the essentially government-endorsed choice to move to the suburbs, grow the future workforce, and stimulate the economy. Allsopp lobbied for changes to the way houses were sold in England, Wales, and Northern Ireland in 2007, and worked on a home buying review with then-shadow housing minister Grant Shapps. Since then, she has suggested in The Times that young people are exaggerating when they say they can’t afford to buy a house, and that it would be possible through “enormous sacrifices” such as not going on holiday, eating out, or buying avocados.

In 2000, when Location first aired, 20% of young people in England owned their own homes; by 2014, that figure had fallen to under 10%, where it remains today. In 1991, 35% of 16-24 year olds owned their own home; in 2024, that figure had dropped to 0.1%. House prices have risen by about 7% every year since 1980, while job security has decreased, wages have largely remained stagnant (particularly in relation to rates of inflation), and mortgage terms and interest rates have become increasingly hostile. As owning a house has become more unattainable, it has been presented as not only an increasingly desirable aspiration, but something written in stone as one of the clearest markers of achievement. When, really, it’s just a hangover of Thatcher’s government, fed through the narrative conveyer belts of New Labour and neoliberalism, designed to make housing security about personal achievements and failures, not generational wealth and by-design structural breakdowns.

The inaccessibility of property ownership is matched in absurdity by the predominately unregulated rental market in the UK, and impossibly depleted council housing, hawked over by developers. Housing could be — should be, has been — a matter of right, a collective responsibility to make possible and maintain, and not a personal triumph bolstered by circumstantial privileges. The irony of many of the houses and flats now being lauded as objects of desire and capital is that they were originally built as council housing with socialist values, in the late 19th and through the 20th century. Today this feels rich, both metaphorically and literally. For instance, the Boundary Estate, a housing development in East London built by the local government authority in the late 19th century, was one of the first social housing schemes in the UK. Approximately one-third of the flats in the Grade II listed estate are now privately owned, and a two-bedroom flat costs around £700,000. Similarly, Balfron Tower, designed by architect Erno Goldfinger in 1963 as part of the Brownfield Estate in East London, was intended as a social housing estate led by Goldfinger’s Marxist politics. He saw the potential of neighbourly bonds in the “streets of the sky”, but as its commissioner, the London County Council was succeeded by the Greater London Council The council was abolished in 1986 and was passed on to Tower Hamlets Council, which then became a “no-go area”. It was used as a set in the apocalyptic zombie horror film 28 Days Later, and generally treated as shorthand for the failures of state-backed building.

In 2010, Poplar Harca, a housing association, took over ownership of Balfron Tower from Tower Hamlets Council, winning a vote prior to which it had told tenants the association would refurbish their flats. Everyone was rehoused, but only private leaseholders were allowed back — with social housing tenants being told that the impact of a global financial downturn meant it wasn’t possible for them to return. During the renovation process, the construction hoardings were printed with Goldfinger quotes, and the marketing suite was decorated with pictures of his designs and an enthusiastic aesthetic celebration of Brutalism.

Six ‘heritage units’ were designed to reflect the original vision in aesthetic terms, while the project moved further away from anything that could be recognised as politically visionary, and the rest of the building was updated to reflect the potential desires of potential buyers. At one point in its redevelopment — when residents had been moved out, property guardians and artists moved in — the National Trust opened a pop-up flat designed by Wayne Hemingway, where there was an immersive overnight production of Macbeth. Turner Prize-nominated artist Catherine Yass attempted to throw a piano off the block as part of a “swan song to the lost socialist ideals of modernist housing” but was stopped by a petition led by residents living on the estate below.

In 2023, the Balfron Tower Partnership had failed to sell a single flat in Balfron Tower and withdrew one-hundred-and-thirty properties from the market. The potential customer profile the developers were hoping would buy into Balfron for its architectural history (excited by original light fittings and flooring) weren’t interested in the mostly identikit open plan layouts, or the new brown windows that didn’t open. It is now mostly rented to private tenants, managed by the property management company Way of Life, with a one-bedroom flat being rented for approximately £2,000 per month.

Balfron Tower is a tragic, and alarmingly common example of the problems of fetishising social housing as a historical value, and not an ongoing need for stability. In a 2023 interview with Novara Media, Alex Wakefield, secretary of London Renters Union’s Tower Hamlets branch, said that it showed how “good” architecture was not considered acceptable for those on lower incomes: “[Balfron] was not realising some sort of economic value by staying in the hands of the working classes”. “Good” architecture, as well as realising its economic value, should fulfil the task of communicating the cosmopolitan-good-taste of the people who own it — and never have brown windows, unless they are an original feature.

“Good” architecture and “good” design, even when it has been intended as an egalitarian project — like the Bauhaus, and the Arts and Crafts Movement — has often been mixed up with productive intentions and not so effective results, with homes, furniture and objects remaining among those who mostly need it the least. But the creative ideas and ideals did make it into the processes of house building more broadly, even looking at ceiling heights and the scale of rooms in early and mid 20th century developments. Now, the proposed standardisation of modernism, which was meant to encourage people away from value judgements based on design, has been replaced with the standardisation of (loosely personalised) algorithms, with modernist design presented as the platonic ideal of good taste via marketing masquerading as publishing.
‘Multidisciplinary estate agents’ with ‘an elevated aesthetic and ethical approach’ are everywhere, offering their services to ‘discerning audiences’, should we be lucky enough to fit (and foot) the bill. Surely the truest form of an estate agent is closer to late-stage-capitalist-goth-barbie Christine Quinn, or the hapless, incompetent, accidentally frank Stath, desperately trying to let someone a flat.

The Plant

OR: HOW I LEARNED TO STOP WORRYING AND LOVE THE BOMB

In 2012, at San Diego’s annual Fourth of July ‘Big Bay Boom’, all the fireworks went off at once. What was meant to be an 18 minute display, was over in 15 seconds; the rockets, fountains, brocade crowns, strobes and comets launching…

In 2012, at San Diego’s annual Fourth of July ‘Big Bay Boom’, all the fireworks went off at once. What was meant to be an 18 minute display, was over in 15 seconds; the rockets, fountains, brocade crowns, strobes and comets launching into the sky with a boom, forming a mushroom cloud with a rain of sparkling light collapsing into the water, as the crowd looked on with a mix of excitement and fear.

Fireworks were invented around 800 AD, when an alchemist in China mixed potassium nitrate, sulphur and charcoal hoping to find the secret to eternal life. Instead, they invented gunpowder, and when it was poured into bamboo tubes and lit on fire, the air passing through the tube made the flames crackle and spark. Fireworks were thought to ward off evil spirits, and they continue to be set off all over the world, to celebrate, commemorate, and mark the stroke of midnight on New Year’s Eve. The turn of a new year has been celebrated since about 2000 BCE, in Mesopotamia, and it has always occurred on different dates according to variations in traditions, calendars, ruling powers, and positions in relation to the sun. New Year’s Eve holds a balance of anticipation and regret, with people seeking hope and forgiveness, joy and oblivion.

In the same way that it can be difficult to tell whether someone is laughing or crying, a raucous party and a bustling protest can mimic each other, or cross over into a unified entity. In periods of political upheaval and social unrest, people’s frustrations and desires are often expressed through the music they are making and listening to; the most challenging times requiring the most elaborate distraction or release. Acid house, which grew from disco and Chicago house, was popularised in the UK, and particularly at Manchester’s Haçienda, as people fought the systematic oppression of Margaret Thatcher’s government. The Conservative party had been in power since 1979, the scale of privatisation, decimation of rights and hollowing out of welfare, health and education had drained people of their faith in government, but rather than giving in, the response was one of strength and retaliation through community and celebration.

Music, film, literature and art have long reflected our anxieties, or what those in power want to be the dominant mode of thought, with cultural shifts rising up through youth culture, subcultures and social movements, or trickling down through soft power policies and intelligence agencies. In the 1950s, the CIA promoted and funded Abstract Expressionism and Pop Art as part of a programme promoting American ideals abroad, which also sought to discredit Socialist Realism. Anti-Communist sentiment in America had grown from the geopolitical tensions between the United States and Soviet Russia after the Second World War, and the soft power tactics of the CIA deepened peoples suspicions — the Cold War mounting through propaganda, espionage, psychological warfare, and the nuclear arms race.

In 1945, US President Harry Truman had ordered for two atomic bombs — the first and only to be used in warfare — to be dropped on Japan, the ‘Thin Man’ or ‘Little Boy’ on Hiroshima and ‘Fat Man’ on Nagasaki. Justified as the result of an ultimatum from the United Nations to Imperial Japan, the bombs killed upwards of 200,000 people, and ongoing radiation impacted the long-term health of the population and land. Only a year after its founding in 1946, the UN created the United Nations Atomic Energy Commission, which sought to eliminate the use of nuclear weapons, but six months later the United States conducted its first post-war nuclear tests, Operation Crossroads at Bikini Atoll.

Bikini Atoll is part of the Marshall Islands, which sit near the Equator in the Pacific Ocean. The indigenous population were sent into permanent exile when the US military arrived and told them they were being evacuated “for the good of mankind and to end all world wars”. The first nuclear tests at Bikini Atoll were publicly announced and observed by an audience of invited guests and press, as fleets of target ships assembled in the lagoon. The first bomb, named ‘Gilda’ after a Rita Hayworth character, was dropped from a plane — and four days later, designer and engineer Louis Réard introduced the two-piece swimsuit design, the bikini, at a public swimming pool in Paris — 
the second, known as ‘Helen of Bikini’ was detonated 27 metres under water, with radioactive sea spray causing extensive contamination. In 1954, a second series of tests took place at Bikini Atoll, with thermonuclear bombs that were 1,000 times as powerful as those dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki, creating large craters and contaminating both Bikini and its surrounding islands.

Bikini Atoll had been rich in flora and fauna, and when the islanders were forcibly evicted they were moved to previously uninhabited islands that would go on to be proven unsuitable for sustaining life. The indigenous community had been promised they would return to Bikini Atoll, but the resulting radiation from years of nuclear activity had contaminated the soil and water, and apart from a failed, lethal attempt at repatriation in the 1970s, the people of Bikini Atoll continue to be displaced.

In 2017, a study by Stanford University reported that the Atoll’s lagoon was full of schools of fish that appeared healthy to the naked eye, with abundant living coral, crabs and sharks. Ocean life seemed to be thriving, because it had been left alone, and was somehow resilient to the effects of radiation poisoning. The legacy of colonial and chemical violence at Bikini Atoll has rendered the island uninhabitable, but the lagoon seems to have found a way to adapt in the absence of human interference.

While nuclear tests were being conducted at Bikini Atoll, President Truman had another site established in the Nevada desert. Homes, shops and restaurants were built, and cars, aircrafts and mannequins were placed around the site, to establish the impact of a nuclear blast. Shockwaves and radiation spread to neighbouring indigenous land, and as far as Arizona, Utah, Oregon, Washington and Idaho, with nuclear fallout travelling downwind. The mushroom clouds could be seen for 100 miles, and nuclear tests became a tourist attraction for guests at downtown hotels in Las Vegas, with casinos hosting parties, and creating ‘atomic-theme’ cocktails.

The National Atomic Testing Museum, Las Vegas sits behind the Paris Las Vegas casino, a 30 minute walk off the main strip on East Flamingo Road. The museum holds materials and artefacts relating to nuclear testing, spanning from reports and data, to advertisements for nuclear testing, ‘atomic’ wine, merchandise, comics and a crossover collection of ‘UFO and Alien Pop Culture’. The way America’s nuclear history has been to some extent fictionalised, or aligned with fantastical theories of alien activity, speaks to an effort to detach the legacy of chemical violence from history. At the same time, narratives focused on nuclear testing and the socio-political context of the Cold War in books, films and artworks publicised peoples’ fears, critiques and suspicions about nuclear testing and what was driving it. Films like Godzilla, The Atomic Kid, On the Beach, Planet of the Apes and Goldeneye spoke to people’s anxieties, but it was only later — or in films produced outside of America — that people would fully critically engage with the military context in America.

The Cold War Hollywood blacklist prevented actors, writers and directors seen to be associated with or sympathetic to Communism from working, and this included perceived sympathy through the critique of government. Stanley Kubrick’s black comedy Dr Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb — released in 1964 and filmed in London — satirises fears of a nuclear conflict between the United States and Soviet Union; following the battle for authority between a US Air Force general and the President and his ‘War Room’, as they try to prevent the general from starting World War Three. The film closes with a medley of atomic mushroom clouds, set to the tune of We’ll Meet Again by Vera Lynn.

When faced with difficulty, or states of emergency, human nature seems to swing between the desire to escape and avoid (whether literally or through distraction) or stay in place and face reality. Popular entertainment, art, music and parties can provide a distraction, or they can be a site of refusal — of state violence, and victimisation. Those at the centre of a crisis, who feel its direct impact reverberate through their life, often have a sense of calm about them, as they find remarkable ways to adapt.

For people living on Stromboli, an active volcano a few miles off the coast of Italy, the regular booms and molten debris are essentially background noise. Although the populated areas appear to be at the base of the volcano, where the island meets the sea, most of the 2 miles of rock extend under the sea, and the people of Stromboli, visiting scientists, tourists, and artists taking parts in the Fiorucci Art Trust’s ‘Volcano Extravaganza’, are actually living near the top. There is a constant threat of a devastating blast, but the spectacle of molten lava leaping from Stromboli’s peak like a firework, or the ground shaking as if an atomic bomb had just gone off — or an asteroid hit Earth — creates both a sense of excitement, and a connection to the cycles of nature. In a 2021 piece for The New York Times, a resident of Stromboli said: “We love danger, in some ways. It lets us feel immortal. It brings fear and joy together.”

It is ironic that a near-death experience, or living constantly with existential threat, can make us feel immortal — as if by surviving one brush with death, the odds stack in our favour indefinitely. Perhaps rather than feeling immortal, in living on an active volcano, people have to continually face the reality of the fragility of life, be more in tune with their surroundings, and live in spite of that. Like those who continue to go to work, invite friends for dinner, party and protest after a natural or manmade disaster, during economic crises, wartime or grief.

While technology, NASA tests, medical research and ‘survivalist’ merchandise are providing ways to prolong — or at least feel in control of — life; the large-scale response to the climate emergency — or lack thereof — continues to threaten life at a scale that is hard to fully comprehend. The last mass extinction was set in motion when an asteroid struck Earth, or specifically Chicxulub, Mexico, an area that unlike Lourdes — where the Virgin Mary is said to have appeared at the Grotto of the Apparitions, and is now the Las Vegas of Catholicism — goes largely uncelebrated, its name translating as ‘the devil’s flea’.

The next mass extinction is less likely to be the result of an asteroid hitting Earth, than it is an implosion caused by the impact of imperialism, capital and wilful ignorance. In Richard Kelly’s 2007 film Southland Tales, the opening scene tracks a crowd of laughing families celebrating the Fourth of July, before a mushroom cloud blasts into the sky and launches World War Three. As the smoke dissipates, the voiceover of an Iraq war veteran — played by Justin Timberlake — declares: “This is the way the world ends, this is the way the world ends, this is the way the world ends, not with a whimper but with a bang.”

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A LIVING IMAGE

Cecil B. DeMille’s 1923 film The Ten Commandments opens with the hazy image of a sphinx’s head. One of the Pharaoh’s workers stands in front of it, possibly on the sphinx’s feet, whipping the people tasked with pulling the statue across the shot, from one side of the Pharaoh’s temple to the other.

Cecil B. DeMille’s 1923 film The Ten Commandments opens with the hazy image of a sphinx’s head. One of the Pharaoh’s workers stands in front of it, possibly on the sphinx’s feet, whipping the people tasked with pulling the statue across the shot, from one side of the Pharaoh’s temple to the other.

The film tells the story of the Israelites flight from the City of the Pharaoh, and the crossing of the Red Sea. But while it depicts vast desert, and is littered with monuments, pyramids, and carved sphinxes; what appears to be Ancient Egypt is actually an elaborate set, built on a ten dollar plot of land in California. Studio executives had told DeMille that filming in Egypt would be too expensive. He commissioned French Art Nouveau designer Paul Iribe to design the set, which included a 36-story temple, four Pharaoh statues that stood at over 10 meters tall, and 21 sphinxes. It was expensive and complicated to build, involving over 1,000 workers, and a vastly exceeded budget of over $1,000,000. When filming wrapped, and with moving the set proving impossible, rumor has it that DeMille ordered it be “dynamited” and buried under the Guadalupe-Nipomo dunes. 

A lion with the wings of an eagle and the head of a woman, a falcon, a cat, or a sheep; or a wingless figure with the body of a lion and the head of a pharaoh, the sphinx settles at entrances guarding temples, monuments, cities, palaces, hotels, and golf courses. It symbolizes at once royalty and sacred status, vengeance, guardianship, and shrewdness. In Ancient Egypt, the sphinx was a representation of the Sun God, Horus of the Horizon. In Greek mythology, the sphinx posed a riddle to those passing the rocks outside the city of Thebes, and devoured anyone who couldn’t answer: “What goes on four feet in the morning, two feet in midday, and three feet in the evening?”

The word “sphinx” is thought to come from the Ancient Greek verb “to squeeze”, named for the strangulation that would follow a failed riddle. It is also thought to be a Greek corruption of the Egyptian name “shesepankh,” meaning “living image,” in reference to the stone the form is carved from, the living rock, and the sphinx being the living image of the Gods. A living image can be in reference to being cast in the same mould, the spitting image of another. It can also be an image that continuously shifts shape and meaning — as it lives — accruing new myth and legend around it as it is built upon both structurally and metaphorically. Caring little for the stability any definition might offer, the sphinx lends itself to repeated reinvention, an enigma perhaps best understood as a sort of bootleg—reproduced unsanctioned and ascribed to no one—holding its own layered riddle within its form.


Ancient sphinx traveled from Egypt to Greece along trade routes, showing up in Indian mythology (a guardian over gateways and doors warding off evil and relieving people of their sins), adorning monuments and the bells of pagodas in Thailand and Myanmar, appearing again as a symbol of guardianship during the Renaissance — with breasts, pearls, and an elaborate hairdo — as well as being adopted into fountains with water pouring out of its mouth, as if it is dribbling, or throwing up. Sphinx’s cropped up in the paintings and literature of the Decadent movement, which was characterised by an aesthetic of excess and fantasy, with one appearing as a femme fatale, trying to seduce Oedipus in Gustave Moreau’s 1864 painting. In Victorian England, Oscar Wilde took a similar view in his poem, The Sphinx, with the titular character described as a ‘murderess’ of those she desires, defeated only by the abstinence of a Christian man — “Come forth you exquisite grotesque! half woman and half animal!”

The sphinx has continually been applied anew to represent various stories and civilizations, evoking feelings of comfort and fear, reverence, and vaguely defined displays of strength and wonder. In recent years, since the turn of the 20th century, sphinx’s have continued to find places to sit, she/he/they/it appearing outside temples, guarding monuments, casinos, and decorating department store atriums. They have also appeared in various artworks. In Riddles of the Sphinx, a 1977 experimental film by Laura Mulvey and Peter Wollen, a series of chapters examine the role of the mother, and the inner and outward negotiations required to navigate domestic life. Each chapter is interrupted or bookended by sequences of Mulvey recounting the myth of Oedipus’s encounter with the Sphinx, disrupting the narrative structure and challenging the myth’s femme fatale story. In 2014, A Subtlety, or the Marvelous Sugar Baby was ‘confected’ by Kara Walker, for a public project installed at the Domino Sugar Factory, Brooklyn, with the subtitle: an Homage to the unpaid and overworked Artisans who have refined our Sweet tastes from the cane fields to the Kitchens of the New World on the Occasion of the demolition of the Domino Sugar Refining Plant.

The central form was a close to 80-foot long, sugar-coated sphinx evoking the Southern Mammy archetype, with fifteen ‘attendants’, enlarged versions of contemporary blackamoors produced in China. The work took the form of a sphinx as Walker realised the need for a monument that was recognisable and loaded, capable of holding multiple meanings. The sphinx was intended as a temporary statue, installed for a matter of months before it was dismantled — Walker keeping one of its feet, a piece of history, a sweet ruin.

In 2023, Lauren Halsey installed a temple flanked by four sphinxes on the roof of The Metropolitan Museum of Art. Each sphinx has the face of a member of her family, the columns carry portraits of artist friends from South Central Los Angeles, where she is based, and the wall inscriptions on the temple form an archive of Black popular culture, signage, grassroots organisations, statements of protest, and affirmation. The installation, the eastside of south central los angeles hieroglyph prototype architecture (I), resembles the structure of the Temple of Dendur — built in Roman Egypt in 10 BCE, and ‘given’ to The Met in 1963 — which is decorated with elaborate relief carvings of goddesses and gods.

Since the early 2000s, there have been repeat sightings of sphinx of Giza across China. One in the Lanzhou Silk Road Cultural Relics Park, which also has a full-size Parthenon; one in Anhui province, its head painted in blue and gold, with drawn-on eyebrows; a snow replica built for a snow sculpture expo; as well as one in Hebei province, said to have been built for filming purposes. It was ‘beheaded’ after Egypt complained to UNESCO on the grounds of the Great Sphinx of Hebei being a violation of intellectual property, and it receiving too many visitors — “Eventually, China must remove the fake Sphinx”, the general manager of Giza Pyramid Plateau told a British newspaper — but a few years later, the head was reattached, and the Sphinx continues to watch from its perch.

Whether so-called fakes, replicas, or models, which have been gifted, stolen, or dynamited, the sphinx lives many lives. Ancient Egyptian monuments have been mimicked in European architecture since the Renaissance, in tandem with British and French imperial plundering projects. In the 1800s, Cleopatra’s Needle — one of two actual 3500 year-old Egyptian obelisks offered as a gift from the Khedive of Egypt to Britain — was installed in London (the other in Central Park, New York) flanked by two bronze sphinxes designed by Victorian architect George John Vuillamy. In an accidental confirmation of their efforts in imitation, the sphinxes were installed back-to-front, artefact and artifice side-by-side, or rather face-to-face. The original symbolism of the obelisk had already been augmented when its context changed, from Ancient Egypt to Victorian England, the addition of a pair of re- or mis-interpreted sphinxes only adds to the unstable reference.

The living image of the sphinx appeared in Egyptian Revival architecture, and was adopted into Masonic buildings as a symbol of mystery. Sphinxes guard temples and warn freemasons of the importance of secrecy. The Daughters of Sphinx, an organisation within freemasonry that welcomes women, optimises the potential of its image as an opportunity to sell merch — encouraging members to purchase “distinctive regalia”, like the ‘Daughters of Sphinx Fez Hat’, which can be embellished with gold silk lettering or rhinestones for around $100. In London, one of the most theatrical and layered examples of Egyptian Revival architecture is the Egyptian Escalator at Harrods, the luxury department store, which was commissioned by Mohamed Al-Fayed in 1992, and designed be artist William Mitchell. It includes more than a dozen sphinxes in stone and gold, each with Al-Fayed’s likeness (a spitting image). In the Egyptian Hall, you are greeted by an imposing gold sphinx, and as you ascend the escalator, there is a second gold sphinx form, with the body of a kneeling woman. Sphinx-like heads top columns, the undersides of the escalators hold bas reliefs of the goddess Isis, as ruler of the world; and a stone sphinx perches on a plinth, its paws resting on the Harrods building. It is the most imposing versions of the sphinx that carry Al-Fayed’s likeness, including a set of statues in the Egyptian Hall. “[It’s] like a mini Karnak” he said in an interview. “It’s a listed monument, so they can’t take me away, they can’t.”

Luxor Las Vegas, a casino hotel developed by Circus Circus Enterprises, was built in 1993 as a black glass pyramid fronted by a sphinx, which mimics the Great Sphinx of Giza. The body of the sphinx is the resort’s porte-cochère, and when the casino hotel opened there was a ‘Karnak Lake’ at its feet, with computer-controlled fountains that synchronized with lasers that shot out from the eyes of the sphinx, but it is now a car park.

The pyramid is 3/4 the size of the Great Pyramid of Giza, which initially stood at close to 150 metres, the world’s tallest built structure for 3,800 years, and the oldest of the Seven Wonders of the World. It is topped with the world’s most powerful light, 42.3 billion candela — basically 42.3 billion wax candles — which can be seen from space. When Luxor Las Vegas first opened, Circus Circus had worked with Egyptologists in developing the theme, installing fiberglass and plaster replicas of Egyptian artifacts that could be viewed from an indoor ‘Nile River’ boat ride. They wanted to give the casino hotel an air of high culture, inviting guests to enjoy a side of ‘museum’ at King Tut’s Tomb — although the Great Pyramid of Giza was Khufu’s tomb, not Tutankhamun’s — as they tried their luck on the slots. Referencing Ancient Egypt, and the awe-inspiring architecture of the pyramids, invites an atmosphere of legacy to a brand new building, and is a sort-of non-denominational nod to the imposing scale of religious architecture. But invoking the living image of the sphinx seems to have invoked some other spirits, too, perhaps because of some clumsy references.

Although the Great Sphinx of Giza stands alone, historians and remaining hieroglyphs show that when built they sat in pairs. Rumor has it that the single sphinx in front of the Las Vegas pyramid has cursed the Luxor, and made it more haunted than any other hotel on the strip thanks to the number of murders, suicides, and unexplained deaths. On ‘ghostcitytours.com’ there is a list of rooms and their paranormal activity: ‘the poltergeist room’ and multiple rooms haunted by ‘the deadly blonde’, a ghost said to strangle guests (à la the sphinx herself).

As the hotel has changed hands, it has expanded, been renovated, and the Egyptian theme has become more and more diluted, perhaps down to changing tastes — King Tut’s Tomb being replaced with ‘Titanic: The Artifact Exhibition’ — or as a measure against the hauntings and deaths at the hotel. According to the hotel’s MGM president: “We’re not a British museum with ancient artifacts, we’re a casino-resort”. But Luxor Las Vegas has maintained the sphinx, its face painted like that of a Mummy, with blue and gold-striped hair — a suggestion of what might have been, and/or a splicing of historical references.

It is unclear whether the people of Guadalupe, where Cecil B. DeMille’s ‘Lost City’ has been buried for over a century, have experienced such hauntings. In summer 2012, I ended up on Guadalupe Street, stopping in the city with self-proclaimed “small town charm” when my friend and I detoured on a cliché road trip down Highway 1. Walking into NAPA Auto Parts shop, we were drawn in by a chaotic mix of tools, wires, car exhausts, sombreros, and what looked like a Plaster of Paris foot and a chariot. The proprietor of the shop, John Perry, one of the original Beach Boys (or so he said), and a custodian of Guadalupe’s history told us that the foot belonged to a sphinx buried under the nearby dunes. Locals had been digging pieces out from the sand since it was buried in the 1920s, including two sphinx heads that now had pride of place on a nearby golf course.

The set remained unknown to anyone outside the local area until the 1980s, when a group of film nerds set out on an expedition. They were inspired by DeMille’s autobiography in which he wrote: “If, 1,000 years from now, archaeologists happen to dig beneath the sands of Guadalupe… I hope they will not rush into print with the amazing news that Egyptian civilization… extended all the way to the Pacific Coast of North America…”

Over the last forty years, hieroglyphs, bas reliefs, and another sphinx head, have been recovered and restored with the help of the Guadalupe Dunes Center. What was built as the set of a fictional city has gone from the realm of Hollywood lore, to what is now a protected historical site. Archaelogists dig beneath the sands of Guadalupe, and although there isn’t a belief that Egyptian civilisation extended to the Pacific Coast, the living image of the sphinx and its lost city animates the dunes.

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Eau!

The ‘dancing’ fountain was first described by Hero of Alexandria, a mathematician and engineer from Roman Egypt: “A bird made to whistle by flowing water. A trumpet sounded by flowing water. Birds made to sing and be silent alternately by flowing water.”

“There’s something extraordinarily emotional about that fountain… The water is so alive—it is life. And people get very emotional around it. You see people crying—just overwhelmed by the spectacle.”

Transparent medusas rose to the sea’s surface, throbbed there a moment, then flew off, swaying toward the Moon. Harmonising with the medusas, the sea itself would rise too, far beyond the summit of the mountain’s peak, attracted by the heavenly stars. In each display the water would narrowly avoid skimming the edge of the Earth’s plate – countering the effects of gravity in its daily show of flair and finesse.

The ‘dancing’ fountain was first described by Hero of Alexandria, a mathematician and engineer from Roman Egypt: “A bird made to whistle by flowing water. A trumpet sounded by flowing water. Birds made to sing and be silent alternately by flowing water.” From here, through recollections of the fountain at the centre of the garden of Eden, the parting seas and Aphrodite’s Botticellian scallop-shell debut; alien mechanisms, the Pillars of Hercules and Louis XIV’s will to demonstrate his power over nature, we eventually meet in Los Angeles, at the headquarters of WET – or, Water Entertainment Technologies – the firm behind the world’s largest, most dynamic and hi-tech water features. Experience Passion. Experience WET.

WET, founded by former Disney Imagineers Mark Fuller, Melanie Simon and Alan Robinson in 1983, has designed hundreds of fountains and water features around the world, using water, fire, ice, fog and lights, alongside music. Perhaps its most renowned work is the Fountains of the Bellagio, which front Steve Wynn’s Bellagio Casino in Las Vegas, Nevada, and are considered by Steven Spielberg to be, “the greatest single piece of public entertainment on planet Earth”. In terms of physical scale, WET’s most impressive creation is the Dubai Fountain, the world’s largest choreographed fountain system set on a 30-acre manmade lake at the centre of Downtown Dubai.

In the ‘Finale’ to Plato’s Phaedo, Socrates describes Tartarus, the deep abyss, a chasm bored right through the earth – quite the opposite to a shallow manmade lake in Dubai, but with a similar effect – where all rivers flow together: “This fluid has no bottom or resting place: it simply pulsates upwards and downwards, and the air and the wind round about it does the same… as the breath that men breathe is always exhaled and inhaled in succession, so the wind pulsates in unison with the fluid, creating terrible, unimaginable blasts as it enters and as it comes out.”

Tartarus evokes the drama of the contemporary fountain, but the opposite expression. Being caught among its waters would only be in punishment, the axis of its abyss covering the axis of the *only recently identified!* spherical Earth. Swayed by his study of Pythagorean mathematics, Plato declared the world was declared “round as from a lathe” –although at the time, the word ‘world’ commonly referred to the heavens: Tarturus’ “unimaginable blasts” took in all the ‘world’s’ horrors.



As the contemporary fountain reaches its peak in the desert of the United Arab Emirates, it also returns to its source, the desert – although over a couple of thousand years the fountain has shifted a couple of thousand kilometres east, from Roman Egypt to the Arabian Gulf. While what might be considered the main source of desert water is a mirage, or a contradiction in terms, underground springs, rivers and lakes aren’t uncommon, and wells and oases – either dug or naturally formed – can support plant and animal life. Lakes occasionally form above ground in desert basins, from the precipitation or meltwater of glaciers above. They tend to be shallow, and consequently strong winds cause them to glide – like a stone skimming water – across low-lying land. When they evaporate off, the clay, salt or sand left behind forms in shallow plates, known as playa; and in North America many of the playa are relics of Lake Bonneville, which covered much of Utah, Nevada and Idaho during the last ice age. In 1912, an area of the Bonneville Salt Flats was marked out for motor sports – the Bonneville Speedway – and since then it has been the location for a number of land speed records. The first was Sir Malcom Campbell’s 1935 record of 301.129mph in the “Blue Bird”, and most recently Roger Schroer’s 2016 record of 341.264mph, in the Venturi Buckeye Bullet 3, an electric car specifically designed to break the land speed record on the Bonneville Speedway.

Although the playa continue to erode, the various muscle cars, modified aircraft belly tanks and Harley Davidson Road Glides are having considerably less impact than climate change on the shifts in surface. In The Endless Summer –  the 1964 surf movie where narrator Bruce Brown follows two surfers as they circumnavigate the globe, following the summer, and searching out “the perfect wave” – the trio ride the desert dunes on their route towards the water off South Africa’s Cape St. Francis. Shifting the sands of time, they worked with the rhythm of the folds in the same way that they’d later ride the curl of each wave. Brown, describes the sensations the camera couldn’t record:

“The thing you can’t show is the fantastic speed and the feeling you get in the pit of your stomach. It’s the kind of a wave that makes you talk to yourself. I couldn’t help but think of the hundreds of years these waves must have been breaking here, but until this day no one had ever ridden one.”

Both the drivers pursuing land speed records, and the surfers seeking out the perfect wave, are attempting to defy the laws of physics. They are also, to differing extents, working with nature, letting it hold power over them, and define the terms. Neither are working against the laws of gravity.



In the Idea Playground, WET’s R&D lab, their equivalent of Imagineers work to make water do the seemingly impossible, or at least the improbable. In “Water Music”, published in a 2010 edition of The New Yorker, writer John Seabrook considered the roots of the work of WET’s innovators, and what came before their compressed-air cannons, which conquer the problem of gravity:

“Water is heavy, and fountain designers through the ages have been preoccupied with finding ways to counter the effects of gravity. The ancient Romans figured out how to use gravity to their advantage, by forcing water into fountains from high aqueducts; the weight of the down-rushing water created the head. During the Renaissance, the ancients’ hydraulic innovations were rediscovered, and the Popes restored and embellished the fountains of Rome, commissioning the great sculptors of the day, who used water to give their figures the liquid glue of life. In the nineteenth century, mechanical water pumps began to be used in fountains, which made fountaineering easier, and today anyone with an electrical outlet can run one in his back yard.”

As well as being heavy, water is unruly. While surfers work with the wave, and submit to the unknown, the fountaineer works against it, asserting their power over nature. A fountain can ‘dignify the water’ and as Seabrook wrote, give stone sculpture “the liquid glue of life”; fountains patiently give lessons in transience, and choreographed drama, in a way that is diametrically opposed to the true nature of cascading, or undulating water. They symbolise both the emergence and disappearance of fresh, or chlorinated water, and mark the jubilant entry of water into a city. Mimicking the nature of a spring, the fountains and wells of ancient Rome would have been the primary source of fresh water in the city, before the advent of modern plumbing. Having figured out aqueducts, they channelled water towards the city for the sake of supply rather than performance, and the gleaming, often decorated stone wellsprings would form the centre of social life.



The channeling of water, via aqueducts, hydraulics or pumps, contains the ungraspable rush, while maintaining the wonder in its lively, life-giving swirl. As the moon invented natural rhythm, civilisation uninvented it, and in its place built altars to Man’s influence. A prime example is Louis XIV’s commissioning of Les Grandes Eaux Musicales at the Château de Versailles. In doing so he invented the modern musical fountain, which synchronised the dancing water with music and fireworks. Sculpture formed the principal element, the water jets animating and enlivening the stone and lead forms, caught in the midst of victory or loss. There are fountains dedicated to: the four seasons, animal fights, dragons, the story of Latona, Apollo and Neptune; each representing Louis XIV’s vision of his own confidence and power.

The jets d’eau, berceaux, nappes, cascades, grottes, bassins, gerbes, armes d’eau, grilles, champignons, buffets, fontaines and théâtres, wreaked havoc with the château’s water supply. Initially, water had to be pumped from ponds and reservoirs close to the château; and in 1671, when the Grand Canal was completed, a system of windmills pumped water back into the garden, but never enough to keep the fountains in full-play. The king nevertheless demanded that every fountain be frolicking at all times, and those in view of the château danced with the dedication of Fred Astaire. Further along the garden, fountaineers would signal each other with whistles to switch fountains on and off as the king paraded through his grounds – giving the impression of life everlasting. The fountains would later be supplied by water lifted from the Seine, by the Machine de Marly, and even with the château’s equivalent of austerity measures, the gardens consumed more water per day than the entire city of Paris.



When hotelier Steve Wynn opened the Fountains of Bellagio in 1998, he described being hit by the tricksy water’s spray as akin to “being baptised”; as the jets, pumps and music dignified the water – which was Louis XIV’s belief – the water dignified its people. For the king and his swanky contemporaries, fountains call to mind something altogether larger, something Nicola Salvi, architect of Rome’s Trevi fountain, articulated as: “the only everlasting source of continuous being”. But as much as water can be coaxed, shaped and transformed, what makes it a (not actually everlasting) source of (comparatively short-lived) being is really the fact that it can’t be stilled. It inspires and dissolves, it’s life-giving and purifying, it spoils and drowns; its uncanny movement ungraspable and uncontainable.

Published in 2018 by Chateau International, with contributions from Soft Baroque and Bryony Quinn.

Schloss Hollenegg for Design

The Will to Bloom

“I went to the woods because I wanted to live deliberately”, wrote Henry David Thoreau in his 1854 book, Walden. His life at the cabin by Walden Pond is often romanticised and celebrated as a thoughtful, honourable choice. He abandoned the stresses of productivity, social pressures and the shallow obsession with the accumulation of stuff

“I went to the woods because I wanted to live deliberately”, wrote Henry David Thoreau in his 1854 book, Walden. His life at the cabin by Walden Pond is often romanticised and celebrated as a thoughtful, honourable choice. He abandoned the stresses of productivity, social pressures and the shallow obsession with the accumulation of stuff; hoping to gain a better understanding of society through a process of introspection, and by immersing himself in nature.

This reverence for nature and will for simplicity can also be seen in the rules and practices of Modernist design, but these are ultimately still rules imposed by singular figures who had the freedom to choose which objects had value and which ways of living were worthwhile. Alvar Aalto’s Paimio Sanatorium, built in 1929, embraced both the rules of the International Style and the practicalities of the needs of Tuberculosis patients. Aalto intended to build “a cathedral to health and an instrument for healing”, an environment that could provide the literal breathing space thought to help rehabilitate patients. Everything was designed with the wellbeing of patients — and the relationship to the surrounding forest — in mind. Aalto understood that nothing exists in a vacuum, his practice was Modernist, but it took in Finnish traditions, the practices of ancient cultures, the influence of Japanese spatial design, and the complexity of designing for unknown groups of people. He was by no means the only Modernist designer who drew inspiration from Japanese, or more broadly both East and South Asian practices. Le Corbusier was known to be an architectural “purist”, his work was led by strict tenets that he drew from both his own research and writing, and travel. His outlook has palpable crossovers with Thoreau’s view — and his perspective — which is one from a position of privilege, bound integrally with the history of colonialism.

Thoreau built his woodland home on land owned by his friend and mentor Ralph Waldo Emerson, with material from a cabin he’d bought from an Irish railroad worker. He wanted to embrace a Spartan way of living — “Simplicity, simplicity, simplicity” — and in order to achieve his vision, Thoreau demolished the cabin, bleached the wood, and rebuilt it. Although he sought to live among nature rather than counter to it, amidst Thoreau’s will for connection, there was a lot of disconnection — between him and his community, between reality and fantasy and between different parts of the story. The woodlands surrounding the pond had been inhabited for years before Thoreau arrived, by people who had been freed from slavery and ghettoised immigrants who had been forced to live there, having been barred from cities and their wealthy suburbs. When Thoreau arrived in 1845, most had been forced to abandon their homes, and the land was being sold for cheap. His life there did overlap with other people, with those living close-by or passing through; but in the same way that Thoreau’s philosophy had only shallow roots, his impressions of those living in the woodlands were based in his limited perspective: “Farmers are respectable and interesting to me in proportion as they are poor”, he wrote. His life at Walden Pond had remarkably low stakes, the cabin was walking distance to his home in Concord — where he visited his mother and friends several times a week — and his life in general was incredibly privileged. He was Harvard-educated, had means, no dependents, the security of living on land owned by a friend and his mother and sisters bringing him food on a weekly basis.

Like Thoreau, William Morris — one of the practitioners who defined the Arts and Crafts movement which was a catalyst for European Modernism — struggled to resolve the relationship between his ideals and his reality. His work as a designer, craftsman, social reformer and businessman was defined by his loathing for the Industrial Revolution, and the impact it had on the quality of work being produced, the environment and working conditions. In being defined more by a set of principles than an aesthetic, the ideas of Arts and Crafts could be applied in a variety of ways. In Germany — after the First World War, when the country was newly unified — the application of Arts and Crafts thinking helped to develop a national economy and opened the path towards the Bauhaus. The two practices crossed over in their emphasis on “truth to materials”, “unity in design” and the idea of design having a social responsibility. They also aligned in their uncomfortable relationship with industry and privilege — as much as Arts and Crafts and the Bauhaus sought to serve the masses, their work remained mostly in the realms of the bourgeoise.

Walden, too, is full of contradictions and the convenient use of or disregard for the truth, or what Thoreau saw to be true, and as Kathryn Schulz wrote in The New Yorker: “The hypocrisy is that Thoreau lived a complicated life but pretended to live a simple one. Worse, he preached at others to live as he did not, while berating them for their own compromises and complexities”. He had a much more harmonious relationship to nature, and a great ability in describing and advocating for wildness (his writing on preservation helped save the Maine woods, Cape Cod, Yosemite and was an inspiration for America’s National Parks system). “We need to witness our own limits transgressed, and some life pasturing freely where we never wander”, he wrote, in a notable admission to human fallibility.

A common flaw in utopian stories is that they rely on being singular. Morris, like Thoreau, ultimately fell into the trap of seeking a purity of thinking and practice that didn’t allow for complexity, or the kind of connection they so enthusiastically espoused. There is undeniable romance in stories of freedom, self-sufficiency and rebellion — and we can’t help but love the idea of being the protagonist — but nature, and particularly wilderness, is anything but singular. In order to flourish, it relies on a complex ecosystem. If we are to live more closely with the patterns and rhythms of nature, if we are to take them on, there’s nothing refined, stoic or distant about it. It requires connection, resilience, the ability to hold multiple truths at once and the will to bloom.

From the catalogue for Walden, an exhibition at Schloss Hollenegg for Design.

PIN—UP

Thriving, Puckering, Adoring, Warping, Glowing, Scorching: Soft Baroque’s Sun City

Tanning salons — Eternal Summer, Brazil Bronze, Healthy Glow, Sun City — and their offerings — sprays and sun-bed sessions in shades of ‘Exotic Dancer’, ‘WASP Housewife’, ‘Skinny Tan’, or ‘Chocolate Brown’ (“great for body builders and ballroom dancers!”) — rose in popularity through the 1970s and 80s

Tanning salons — Eternal Summer, Brazil Bronze, Healthy Glow, Sun City — and their offerings — sprays and sun-bed sessions in shades of ‘Exotic Dancer’, ‘WASP Housewife’, ‘Skinny Tan’, or ‘Chocolate Brown’ (“great for body builders and ballroom dancers!”) — rose in popularity through the 1970s and 80s; the experience being likened to going into orbit, and sun-beds hailed as the healthy alternative to sunbathing, as the UV light “only let the good rays in”. Any fears relating to indoor tanning had less to do with the potential of leathery skin, malignant melanomas, and death (“What’s a little skin cancer, anyway, when you’ve smoked four packs a day for most of your life?”), which could be abated in the interests of ‘sexy good health’, and more to do with the potential of what had been a slow, communal, outdoor pursuit becoming private, optimised, and feeding into a growing culture of instant gratification and disconnection.

Apollo, the Greek god of seemingly everything, including the sun (after Helios’ legacy was cruelly and lazily sidelined) inspired Louis XIV to appoint himself as “the Sun King”, and commission the Fountain of Apollo at Versailles. The fountain, and nomenclature, symbolised the sun’s power over nature, as a life-giving force, a potentially destructive element, and as a site of worship — all qualities that Louis XIV humbly saw as being reflected in his own sphere of influence. But defining your status and identity according to your proximity to the sun isn’t exclusive to self-satisfied royals; actors, musicians, stars of reality TV and politicians (and those who move between the two), still seek to envelop themselves in a golden glow. Jersey Shore’s Snooki, who is Chilean-American, describes tan as her “race”, a Donatella-Versace-level tan communicates camp pomp and circumstance; tanning is associated with a dated expression of hotness, but it also has something of an an enviable laissez-faire vibe. It’s hard to deny the draw of reclining on a lounger, facing straight into the sun.

In Marsèll’s limonaia, the Italian term for a conservatory where lemon trees are grown, Soft Baroque have installed a sun lounger, which sits on a plush carpet, as if in a suburban salon, surrounded by a bright, yellow glow. Made from a wooden body covered in patches of polyurethane rubber, which were poured at pressure points corresponding with a relaxed body — where wet swimwear hits the surface, or sweat trickles down from our supine bodies — the lounger is covered in Marsèll’s classic yellow calfskin leather, which acts as an ersatz for human skin, puckering as it’s pulled tight over rubber patches, reflecting the possible, probable future of our skin.

The UV rays that emanate from the sun, and sun-beds, stimulate growth, can be used as a treatment for disease, and sustains all forms of life. Grow lights imitate the life-giving potential of the sun, installed in domestic grow cabinets and ‘stealth grow boxes’, which take the form of wardrobes, elaborate desk set-ups, and chests of drawers, emitting a Repo Man glow. The UV-A and UV-B light improve THC and CBD production in cannabis, and encourages plants to produce their own protective ‘sunscreen’. The artificial blue or toxic magenta glow associated with grow-ops reinforces chlorophyll production, strong, healthy stems and leaves. This relationship between nature and technology, DIY solutions and design, is reflected in the materiality of the pieces that furnish the basement of the Marcèll space. A hybrid of an homage to grow cabinets, Donald Judd’s panelled furniture, and the idea of taking a big Exacto Knife to IKEA’s single-sheet products, Soft Baroque’s bamboo wardrobe, acrylic and stone plinths, and aluminium table are sliced wth drastic cuts, plants growing out from gaps that emanate an artificial glow.

The baby blue log chair is the exception to the rule, a reflection of their affection for log furniture, which is seen as dorky, but is an economical and environmentally friendly approach to making furniture with wood. Log furniture makes use of the shoots and branches that grow quickly from tree stumps, which are often used in developing thicker brush in a forest, or cultivating hedgerows, but aren’t used for timber because of their unpredictable scale and form. It has a strong connection to its raw material form, and is a symbol of growth — of the branches, and understanding how to work productively with your environment.

The potential of sun-dappled, perfect weather is sold to us via films, tv, literature, billboards, perfume ads and promotional videos encouraging us to move to California — where reinvention, prosperity and fulfilment are only a hike away, and wildfires burn through forests, towns and across highways every year. SAD lamps, introduced as a light therapy to help ease Seasonal Affective Disorder, mimic the bright morning sunlight that’s lacking in winter, or the year-round sun of CA. Thought to encourage our brains to produce less melatonin and more serotonin, they improve moods and boost energy levels; but like the sun, staring directly at them is a bad idea. As it creates and sustains life, the sun holds an equal potential to be destructive. Droughts and wildfires, escalating with the climate crisis, decimate land and destabilise communities; melting, bubbling, bleaching, and scorching materials, leaving behind dry earth. Soft Baroque’s installation of stacked loungers atop a coir carpet (like the material of a doormat) with patches painted in chroma green (the shade used in digital cleaning out, substitution, and generic ‘green screen’ backgrounds) faces up to a balloon light — like those used to flood construction sites — in an homage to the sun’s ability to warp, blister, and dissolve. A formal acknowledgement of the force of the sun, stacked pyramid-like, the Tan structure evokes pre-Christian sites of worship; setting up sunbathers as reclining, vulnerable offerings, lovingly facing towards the object of their affection, sweating like pigs. Meanwhile, a TV plays a 7-second video on loop. A close-up of the surface of the sun, which bubbles and writhes for its audience, transfixed, as they sit back in the aluminium lounge chair — folded from a single sheet, its form slumped as if it’s melting before the screen.

Light lends drama to what we see. A defining feature of architecture — from Stonehenge and the pyramids, to Modernist villas and the accidental ‘Manhattanhenge’ — the sun casts shade, shadows and spotlights, emphasises features, structures and corners, it can create a steamy mirage, and a transfixing glow. An understanding of the arc of the sun was critical for ancient cultures, who depended on that knowledge for successful harvests, and it defined the form and orientation of buildings and ceremonial structures. Summer solstice — when the sun reaches its highest point, and, in the pagan religion, the summer king gives way to the winter king — is a turning point that’s significant across time and religious beliefs. The ‘standing still’ of the sun is thought to open doors between worlds, release magic, and allow the barriers between humans and spirits to fall. People gather in forests, on mountains, or among ancient structures, they draw protective rings around cattle and crops, engage in communal worship and public theatre. Like sunflowers, crowds engage in their own romance with the sun.

At the highest point of Sun City, where light dapples the room, Soft Baroque’s dancing armchair faces the alter, a throne performing a trance-like wiggle at its central sacred brass object. Playing on the tradition, and interior architecture of sites of worship, Soft Baroque set up a space for relaxation, where wheat grows inside lipos wood chests and carbon fibre hi-performance vases; brass, cut with a chainsaw-like motion from sheets, is bent into soft, graphic curves, formed into a bookstand, coat hook and candlestick, a series of disturbed religious objects. Referencing Quaker and Shaker traditions — the Tufnol Shaker chair made from carved plastic, with layers of compressed material revealed like woodgrain — known (and fetishised) for their egalitarianism and belief in simplicity, conservatism and puritanical nature, combining of principles of design and religion. The furniture in the space takes on some of their ideals of form, and exaggerates them to symbolic breaking point; taking high-minded ideas of function and turning them into inflated decoration, taking materials associated with decorating suped-up cars, and turning them into functional objects. While the furniture in Sun City is animated in narrative and form/structure, engaging in a sort-of theatre, it’s fundamentally rooted in an empathic relationship to material. Responding to the needs, reality and magic of how metal bends and leather curves, how wood, stone or plastic can be carved, Soft Baroque give in to their material, as if laying back in the sun.

Published on the occasion of Soft Baroque’s solo show, SUN CITY, at Marsèll, Milan, curated by PIN UP magazine.

Occasional Table: Distributed

Life is Good and Good For You in New York

It’s dry with a dash of satire – knowing and sarcastic, without losing the magic of the unreal. Gossip Girl embraced the truth of our never really leaving high school, and festooned it with the perks of adulthood…

As Rufus Humphrey prepares for the opening of the latest exhibition at his eponymous gallery, for which no one has RSVP’d, Lily van der Woodsen-Bass – née Rhodes, and formerly Humphrey and Bass – is arranging the final details for her Sotheby’s auction, to benefit the Art Production Fund. Scandal ensues.

Gossip Girl was broadcast from 2007 ’til 2012, and produced by Stephanie Savage and Josh Schwartz – of The OC – for the television network, The CW. The ruling passion is power. It’s dry with a dash of satire – knowing and sarcastic, without losing the magic of the unreal. Gossip Girl embraced the truth of our never really leaving high school, and festooned it with the perks of adulthood.

The teen drama focused on exactly that: the trials and tribulations of insufferable, privileged teenagers as they navigate addiction, affairs, murder and property empires, and dip in and out of being related to each other. Rampantly jealous and wildly loyal, the central characters – Serena van der Woodsen, Blair Waldorf, Nate Archibald, Chuck Bass, and Dan Humphrey – oscillate around each other, twisting and turning between love and hate. The story goes that an anonymous blogger, Gossip Girl, is tracking the every move of the senior class at a prep school on New York’s Upper East Side; and the show opens with the mysterious return of former ‘Queen Bee’ Serena, who disappeared to a Connecticut boarding school after sleeping with the boyfriend of Blair (her BFF), among other dramas.



Gossip Girl may be one of the first programmes to engage so enthusiastically with the inanimate as character. The disembodied voice of Gossip Girl – who turns out to be a man – is a woman, who plays what may be considered the central role, and is not ‘seen’ or ‘known’ until the final episode. She/he/it lives in the mobile phones and on the screens of the characters, and directs their lives. Arguably, the animated inanimate precedes the animate.

Through each season the characters speed through relationships, surnames, jobs, colleges, and principalities, and although the teen amateur oligarchs are certainly busy, the central characters populating Gossip Girl’s New York aren’t always the teen idols. First, there’s the aforementioned disembodied narrative voice of Gossip Girl and second the artwork – closely followed by the borderline hysterical product placement.



In 2007, the executive producers behind Gossip Girl worked with the Art Production Fund – a non-profit organisation which produces public art projects – on one of the first instances of a collaboration between a TV series and contemporary artists. In consultation with the Gossip Girl team, APF chose works by artists such as Kiki Smith, Marilyn Minter, Ryan McGinley and Richard Phillips, which were hung in the penthouse apartments and hotel suites populated by the key screen families.

The main location was Lily van der Woodsen’s apartment, and her ‘collection’ was unveiled in the fifth episode of Season 2. She enters the apartment already in conversation with her art consultant, Bex, who, on exiting the lift, introduces Lily to her newly adorned surroundings:

Bex: Kiki Smith greeting you in the foyer, Elm & Drag pulling you into the main room…
Lily: Oh, I love that…
Bex: And making a statement on the stairwell, Richard Phillips.
Lily: … isn’t it just breathtaking?
Bex: Any museum would be thrilled.


Richard Phillips’ Spectrum is the star piece. Hung at the centre of the space, above the glass stairwell, it features not only in conversation but also as a central character. Known by the core gang as ‘the rainbow woman’, in the final season the painting is embroiled in an elaborate scheme.

It’s the sixth episode of Season 6, otherwise known as ‘Where the Vile Things Are’, and Spectrum is at centre stage. Nate, the local all-American, dead-behind-the-eyes good guy, has a rare brainwave and steals the phone of the financial advisor to Bart Bass (the formerly dead, hotelier father of Chuck, Nate’s best friend), in the hope of unearthing the secret of where Bart has hidden a suspicious envelope – the records of an illegal oil deal with a Sudanese sheikh. (Really.)



Nate and Chuck trawl the phone for clues and find one in its calendar: ‘Bass, Traffic’. It turns out that the advisor records each of his money-saving plots with the name of a film, and in this case it’s Traffic, a film in which, as Chuck kindly explains, ‘the head of the drug cartel stored his illegal account information in the back of a painting’. But Chuck has been banned from his sort-of familial home – his mother may or may not have died soon after giving birth to him, and his father had been long dead before he unceremoniously reappeared in the back room of a brothel in upstate New York, only to commandeer his real estate empire from Chuck who, at 19 and in the midst of grief, had continued his father’s legacy – so Nate takes on the responsibility of “paying them a visit”.

On entering the apartment, Nate realises that “The rainbow woman is gone!” It is in fact at Lily van der Woodsen’s Sotheby’s art auction for the APF, where Rufus Humphrey is wreaking havoc with his current spouse, and former step-daughter (scandal), Ivy Dickens. Ivy inherited half of Lily van der Woodsen’s mother’s estate, having been employed by Lily’s sister to impersonate her daughter, with the aim of commandeering her trust fund. She is now masquerading as Rufus’s girlfriend, but is actually in cahoots with Lily’s ex-husband, William van der Woodsen, to destroy Lily – or so she thinks…



Back at the auction, in an effort to resolve the gallery panic, Ivy has bought every painting, and made a deal with Sotheby’s to display the work from Rufus’s gallery. Lily panics at the thought of sharing the spotlight with both Ivy and her ex-husband, and so enters Spectrum for auction. The painting – behind which Bart Bass has hidden the aforementioned microfilm – stars in a live auction, a battle between Lily, Ivy, and Chuck, which ends at a crescendo of one million dollars. From here, it’s just a hop, skip and a jump through promises of ruin and sex games before the evidence goes up in flames. It’s really very straightforward.

Snobbery is looked down upon.

The distinction, or lack thereof, between the animate and inanimate in Gossip Girl, is the only aspect of the series in which the hierarchy is flat, if not non-existent. The characters’ clothes speak with more clarity and purpose than the characters can seem to portray; they trade each other as often as they sell stories or hotels (and occasionally for hotels), and the art that surrounds them has a life of its own – in and out of the show.

After the collaboration between Gossip Girl and the APF came to fruition, a series of prints went into production, selling at 250 dollars apiece, and APF co-founder Doreen Remen – who also guest-starred in ‘Where the Vile Things Are’ – waxed lyrical about the impact of displaying work on screen: “Exhibiting artworks in this context is a way to engage people in their daily lives; a chance to generate a spark of interest that may grow into something thought-provoking and mind-opening”. In the episode, Remen reflected this statement, and Richard Phillips went along with Humphrey’s questionable interpretation of art history:

Doreen Remen: I like that your art is reflecting the same socially relevant projects we commission at the Art Production Fund.
Rufus Humphrey: And I like that you can see the street art influence. I’m not talking about the ’80s, but the ’40s. Dubuffet, Pollock, Ray Johnson.
Richard Phillips: When artists were the stars of New York, instead of celebutantes.


In this star turn, Gossip Girl did what it did best, layering references upon references. Phillips’ comment makes a joke of the show, and somewhat of himself. By having artworks ‘starring’ in a network show, and guest-starring in the show himself, he reaches the apex of Pop, and somehow brings Gossip Girl into its history. In an interview with The New York Times, Phillips said: “It’s so wonderful how my work has been able to reach out, Warhol would never have been able to dream of such a thing”.



Not unlike Andy Warhol’s Factory, Gossip Girl attracted a wild mix of personalities while it mass-produced images – of artworks, of themselves, of New York – and moving images. The show regularly spliced the realms of fact and fiction, the plausible with the implausible, and was somehow just dry enough to convince established artists and organisations to go along with its high jinks. Politicians, ballet dancers, designers, and musicians both star and are referenced, and real-world scandals are accounted for. New York plays itself. Mayor Bloomberg plays himself. Sonic Youth play a special set for Rufus and Lily’s wedding.

The inner circle’s relationships crossed over in reality and on the show, and gossip about the actors was as popular as gossip about and between the characters. Real-life columnists reviewing Gossip Girl appeared as characters, and character arcs appeared in real-world expressions. Serena and Dan dated on the New York set while Blake Lively and Penn Badgley, who played the aforementioned characters, dated on the New York streets.

Every episode would reach a crescendo at a high-production gala, auction, or masked ball, with the characters walking the red carpet, being chased by paparazzi and featured on Page Six. Every week would close with a mirroring reality for Gossip Girl’s stars, often in the same elaborate outfits, on the same marble steps. In a conversation with New York magazine, Penn Badgley (Dan Humphrey) said: “Look, the show that we’re on, it wants us to be celebrities, it’s trying to launch us into the media like a project. You know. Like a social experiment”.



Gossip Girl was distributed internationally and spawned a number of spin-offs, but it was the way that it permeated and was scattered across New York that was most remarkable. In a bizarre, regurgitating food chain, Gossip Girl would be consumed by New York, and New York would be consumed by Gossip Girl. Like pigs in shit. The show went high and low, far and wide, extolling the virtues of VitaminWater, Windows phones, and Chanel make-up, with the regularity and fervour of an underfunded lifestyle magazine. In addition to featuring figures such as publisher Jonathan Cape, critic Charles Isherwood, novelist Jay McInerney, and journalist Hamish Bowles, the show also coupled up n+1’s former editor Keith Gessen with Elizabeth Hurley, when she was moonlighting as a newspaper editor at The New York Spectator, sleeping with Nate and pretending to be Chuck’s mother.

Elmgreen & Dragset’s Prada Marfa sign, which holds a prime spot in Lily van der Woodsen’s apartment, was made especially for the show – as a precursor to the permanent Prada Marfa sculpture in Texas, which was made in partnership with the Art Production Fund. The print, known on APF’s site as ‘Elmgreen & Dragset – Prada Marfa Sign (Prop Art)’ can be bought for as little as $149.99 on Art.com. It has also spawned countless imitations, including images of signs pointing to Paris, New York, and London, and a variety of ‘PRADA’ signs in a mix of typefaces, printed in gold, on marble and in millennial pink.

In 1977, Printed Matter was founded in Tribeca, New York, by Sol LeWitt and Lucy Lippard, with the intention of disseminating artists’ books. To quote from details of the organisation’s history on Printed Matter’s website:

Large-edition and economically produced publications allowed for experimentation with artworks that were democratically accessible, affordable, collaborative, and could circulate outside of the mainstream gallery system. Printed Matter provided a space that championed artists’ books as complex and meaningful artworks, helping bring broader visibility to a medium that was not widely embraced at the time.

Why shouldn’t the next logical step be dissemination in the background – and foreground – of teen drama?



There were few – if any – redeeming features of the characters who made up Gossip Girl’s New York – and that was their best quality. If anyone had a virtue, it was in their total, uncompromising embrace of viciousness and vacuity. This doomed bourgeoisie, in ‘love’, addressed culture and politics with the same confident lack of care they inflicted upon each other. If an art of and for the people is what we want and need, here’s a playbook. To quote Jean Genet’s The Thief’s Journal: “To achieve harmony in bad taste is the height of elegance”.

XOXO, Gossip Girl

2018

Originally published by Open Editions, in the anthology Occasional Table: Distributed